Absurdist Twitter • Page 183

Killed it.

 

The New Yorker article that is all in reference too is really fucking weird. It takes a little swipe at him for some of the #MeToo and Weinstein stuff and then basically gives him a pounding for being older, fatter and divorced.

 

Thread haha. Hopefully, more updates to come.

 

We’ve had a few office mysteries we’ve had to play the tape for. Recently someone had their leftover pizza eaten from the fridge and we analyzed the footage by the kitchen like the Zapruder film.

 

My main question: does this guy only eat his lunch cold? Why did he buy it and then put it in the fridge for 30 mins before going to eat it?

 

I just want to know the dish on why she tossed his food. Like what is their backstory. Did he used to date her? Does she hate him because he over uses Post its? I need the deets.

 

I can't imagine the impulse to take or eat someone else's food in the office. Seems so stressful for anyone involved.

 

Hurt my lungs laughing when da mf sharez0ne tweeted that last night. “HIT DA BRICKS!”

 

Haha. I watched Haxan (also swedish) a couple years ago and same thing

 

It means final.

 

I know this is fake I don't care

 

Amazon review was wild

 

“too fancy weed store”

 

I really, really rarely laugh out loud at stuff I see online, but the Amazon review had me full on cackling. Amazing.

 

Omg the hawk