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Absurdist Twitter • Page 174

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
  2. mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    That old man reminds me of this lady who went off on my coworker for saying “no problem” instead of “you’re welcome”. What assholes.
     
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  3. chewbacca110

    He wrenches on it. He thinks it's his.

    That vape trick tweet has me in tears right now.
     
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  4. Cody

    itsgrocer.bandcamp.com Prestigious

    oh dog harvard got me
     
  5. mad

    I was right. Prestigious

     
  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  7. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
  9. incognitojones

    Some Freak Supporter









     
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  10. MexicanGuitars

    Chorus’ Expert on OTIP Track #8 Supporter

    I will never not like a Steamed Hams take
     
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  11. mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    dyin @ Quincy Jones
     
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  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  13. Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
  14. iCarly Rae Jepsen Feb 9, 2018
    (Last edited: Feb 9, 2018)
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum




     
  15. PandaBear! Feb 9, 2018
    (Last edited: Feb 9, 2018)
    PandaBear!

    Trusted Prestigious









    Fucking unreal :crylaugh:
     
  16. aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    Maybe conservatives are just dumb. That's why they're getting worse grades.
     
  17. Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  18. KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

    I hope trump calls out Jesse Farrar on twitter
     





  19. I miss vine :/ I love when people make old vine threads.

     
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  20. PandaBear!

    Trusted Prestigious

    So do I, but I also have the fear that, if he does, then that will be the absolute peak of twitter and it will truly never be topped.
     
  21. yeahrightdude

    Trusted Prestigious

    I've been thinking about this non-stop the last two days
     
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  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  23. Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.

    YOUR

    OWN

    DAMN

    TOASTER?????
     
  24. Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

    Need a stank love candy heart
     
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  25. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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