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Absurdist Twitter • Page 170

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  2. Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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    you can be your own dad Prestigious

     
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  5. mad

    I was right. Prestigious

     
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  7. Joel Gustafson

    Running towards a place.

     
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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  10. Joel Gustafson

    Running towards a place.

     
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  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  17. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

  18. MFA

    See you in hell, or see you when I see you. Prestigious

    It's missing a few crucial phrases like "Golly gosh how exquisite" and "How simply delightful"
     
  19. MrCon Jan 22, 2018
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    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    It also neglects to mention that we tend to finish with post-coital crumpets.
     
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  20. Philll

    Trusted

    Assuming the marmalade wasn't used up during foreplay.
     
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  21. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    What sort of animal puts marmalade on crumpets!?
     
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  23. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  24. Lori

    John Nightreign Prestigious



    have we gone too far?
     
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    Running towards a place.

     
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