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Absurdist Twitter • Page 12

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Anthony Brooks May 4, 2016
    Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

    Subbin
     
  2. Anthony Brooks May 4, 2016
    (Last edited: May 4, 2016)
    Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

     
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  3. Anthony Brooks May 4, 2016
    Anthony Brooks

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  4. MrRobot May 4, 2016
    MrRobot

    Twitter/IG: @scott325

    One of my favorites.

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  6. PepsiOne May 4, 2016
    PepsiOne

    Formerly PepsiOne Supporter

    If Dril ever tweeted @ me I'd be pumped
     
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  7. PepsiOne May 4, 2016
    PepsiOne

    Formerly PepsiOne Supporter

     
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  8. Drewski May 4, 2016
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.

    Tears.
     
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  9. KingofSpain May 4, 2016
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

    Reminds me of this:
     
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  10. coleslawed May 4, 2016
    coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

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  11. Drewski May 5, 2016
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.

     
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  12. Drewski May 6, 2016
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.

     
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  13. AelNire May 6, 2016
    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious







     
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  15. AelNire May 6, 2016
    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I don't think I've posted this one yet but it might be my favorite tweet ever.
     
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  16. dadbolt May 6, 2016
    dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Just read through this whole thread. Amazing.
     
  17. the rural juror May 7, 2016
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders









     
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  18. gonz (Alex) May 7, 2016
    gonz (Alex)

    Trusted Supporter

    Love that muggy one and the scissors one
     
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  19. mybreakingpoint May 7, 2016
    mybreakingpoint

    The Greatest Escapegoat Supporter

    This thread always delivers. Truly makes me consider getting a Twitter just to follow some of these accounts.
     
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 7, 2016
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    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  21. the rural juror May 7, 2016
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders







     
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  22. PepsiOne May 7, 2016
    PepsiOne

    Formerly PepsiOne Supporter

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  24. Zoshchenko May 8, 2016
    Zoshchenko

    Prestigious Supporter

    This isn't absurdist twitter but I just found this and I can't stop laughing and want to share it with y'all
     
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  25. AelNire May 8, 2016
    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious



    I'm not sure if this belongs here but holy lol
     
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  26. coleslawed May 8, 2016
    coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

     
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  27. AelNire May 8, 2016
    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

     
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  28. KingofSpain May 8, 2016
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

     
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