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Absurdist Twitter • Page 118

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. PandaBear! Mar 31, 2017
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    PandaBear!

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    I run the Wendy's social media team btw
     
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  3. KingofSpain Mar 31, 2017
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  4. incognitojones Mar 31, 2017
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    Natasha just posted like ten tweets on Boss Baby, I think it transcended irony



    Also
     
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  6. Seigfried Mar 31, 2017
    Seigfried

    FKA The Celibate

    The "roses are red..." tweet to end all "roses are red..." tweets:
     
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  9. mad Apr 1, 2017
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    I was right. Prestigious

    @Seigfried I was literally coming in here to post that lol
     
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  10. Malatesta Apr 1, 2017
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    i may get better but we won't ever get well Prestigious

    am i not getting it or does this not actually complete the poem. there are only three lines when there should be four
     
  11. Seigfried Apr 1, 2017
    Seigfried

    FKA The Celibate

    In my head it goes:

    Roses are red
    Harambe's in heaven
    George W. Bush
    Did 9/11
     
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  12. Seigfried Apr 1, 2017
    Seigfried

    FKA The Celibate



     
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  13. Aj LaGambina Apr 2, 2017
    Aj LaGambina

    Hey man, we all can't be like you Supporter

     
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  15. KingofSpain Apr 2, 2017
    KingofSpain

    you can be your own dad Prestigious

     
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  18. tdlyon Apr 2, 2017
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    LMAO at the kid growling the happy birthday song
     
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  22. mad Apr 3, 2017
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    NSFW this killed me
     
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  25. mad Apr 4, 2017
    mad

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    I fucking love David Fincher
     
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  27. Matthew Apr 4, 2017
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  28. Drewski Apr 4, 2017
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    Maybe so, maybe not.









     
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