Absurdist Twitter • Page 108

A Pizza place randomly started tweeting me, and it took 'em 5 days to pop the question.

 

The Beatles thing man, what the fuck

 

I've done hamdogs plenty of times.

Hairless cats make me want to lock myself in a closet and cry.

 

What does it say on the butter and the dog's nose?

 

Jesse Mclaren is hilarious. His video posts on his Instagram story are the best.

 

I don't have an Instagram, I feel like I miss a lot of stuff lol

 

This is how I feel about not having a twitter

 

The tragedy of Twitter's existence is its stagnant or declining value in the eyes of investors while Instagram and Facebook make goo gobs of money via meme thieves who steal everything from Twitter and scrub the credit.

#TwitterTillDeath

 

I stopped supporting fatjewish and accounts like that and I had never thought about the content not being theirs and them not giving credit to the artists/creators until they started posting on their accounts about it. I've also seen clothing companies stealing stuff from Instagram artists. That sucks so bad. I would be super upset if that happened to me.

People look at me like I've grown two heads when they ask about facebook and I tell them I don't have one.