Absurdist Twitter

Not sure where this would go considering could be entertainment/technology/whatever so putting in general, if it needs to be moved it's all good.

This is just a place to share/read funny/absurdist tweets from that comedic area of Twitter usually known as "weird twitter", changed to absurdist since people sometimes hate the connotation of that.

This thread will probably bomb but oh well

 

Phil Jamesson on Twitter

Octopus Antagonist on Twitter

 

Coffee Dad forever!

 

I think my favorite is murrman5, so many gems

 

Okay, I thought this was going to be 'Absurdist Twister'

Disappointed at first, then satisfied after I saw what it really is.

 

this account is pretty good

 

i honestly wonder what the man who runs dril is like in real life

 

Dril is absolutely my favorite thing online and at this point he's so good that I hope whoever runs it is never actually revealed because it would never live up to the legend he's become.

 

despite everything that happened, I'm amazed at how Tay was able to master the art of humor in less than a day

 

i am very partial to seinfeld2000. not quite as weird as other weird twitter but never fails to make me laugh.

 

These are all pretty awesome.

 

Also Jon Hendren (@fart on twitter) is one of my favorites too. He was interviewed on HLN about Edward Snowden and kept talking about Edward Scissorhands and they just ran with it not even paying attention.

 

@fart is so funny, never saw that though that's amazing hahaha

 

@MrRobot this is gold

 

Im glad this exists.

 

Rob Fee is great too, love him. Brian Gaar as well.

 

Came here to back Brian Gaar, his Tweets are gold.

 

A+ thread.

 

michaeljhudson is a must-follow

 

Ah yes, he's excellent

 

Classic tweet

 

Hahaha I think I laughed like 2 hours straight when I first saw that one

 

Went to see him do standup once and he was phenomenal

 

Found him off Mark Hoppus' Twitter of all things.