Absurdist Twitter

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  1. Fucking Dustin

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    Not sure where this would go considering could be entertainment/technology/whatever so putting in general, if it needs to be moved it's all good.

    This is just a place to share/read funny/absurdist tweets from that comedic area of Twitter usually known as "weird twitter", changed to absurdist since people sometimes hate the connotation of that.

    This thread will probably bomb but oh well









     
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  2. Fucking Dustin

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  3. chris

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    Coffee Dad forever!
     
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  5. Fucking Dustin

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    I think my favorite is murrman5, so many gems





     
  6. Dirty Sanchez

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    Okay, I thought this was going to be 'Absurdist Twister'

    Disappointed at first, then satisfied after I saw what it really is.
     
  7. ChaseTx

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    this account is pretty good







     
  8. chip

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    i honestly wonder what the man who runs dril is like in real life
     
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  9. MrRobot

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    Dril is absolutely my favorite thing online and at this point he's so good that I hope whoever runs it is never actually revealed because it would never live up to the legend he's become.
     
  10. chip

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    despite everything that happened, I'm amazed at how Tay was able to master the art of humor in less than a day
     
  11. thischarmingman

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    i am very partial to seinfeld2000. not quite as weird as other weird twitter but never fails to make me laugh.
     
  12. Jonathan

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    These are all pretty awesome.
     
  13. MrRobot

    Twitter/IG: @scott325

    Also Jon Hendren (@fart on twitter) is one of my favorites too. He was interviewed on HLN about Edward Snowden and kept talking about Edward Scissorhands and they just ran with it not even paying attention.

     
  14. Fucking Dustin

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    @fart is so funny, never saw that though that's amazing hahaha
     
  15. thischarmingman

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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  17. nl5011

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    Im glad this exists.
     
  18. Fucking Dustin

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  19. Jonathan

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  20. A+ thread.
     
  21. Owlex

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    michaeljhudson is a must-follow
     
  22. Fucking Dustin

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    Ah yes, he's excellent

     
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  23. Owlex

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    Classic tweet
     
  24. Fucking Dustin

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    Hahaha I think I laughed like 2 hours straight when I first saw that one
     
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  25. Fucking Dustin

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    Went to see him do standup once and he was phenomenal
     
  26. Jonathan

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