Abbott Elementary (ABC) TV Show • Page 3

like a black woman on The Voice they aren't winning

 

I’m only three episodes in give me a break sheriff

 

Oh my god Barbara confusing white celebrities as Black celebrities is fantastic

 

ok yeah this show rules

 

"its just bad cop, bad cop"

 

The newest episode is maybe the best episode yet.

 

“Gregory! Stop or I’ll scream.”

omg I love this show.

When Ava tells the kids to look out for white liberals to sell to and that you’ll know them by the face they make and then the girl pretends to be hurt to get Jacob to buy the candy bar and he makes the face I laughed so hard.

 

Also I love that as they’re trying to continue figuring out pairings, Jacob and Mr. Johnson is becoming a thing. That’s a fun matchup.

 

Let Janine fuck Vince Staples

 

yeah that was my favorite part of the episode.

 

"Oh my god is a woman!"

 

YES CHEF!

 

nice

 

Mike O'Malley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm spiritually tenured mandates are a formality
just because you have a round face like the Teletubbies sun baby doesn't mean the world revolves around you

 

The teachers spend way too much time in the lounge. We usually are forking down our lunch while trying to grade late work and respond to angry parent emails.

 

The magic of television

 

The employees in the office spend too much time in the break room. When we were in the office only the older people hung out in the break room.

 

The only director I know is Chad Hartigan. I once gave him a hard time about writing a character who doesn't like pizza because everyone likes pizza, but he said it was based off of the way people act when he reveals he doesn't like pizza. The episode accurately summed up the confusion.

 

damn it happened

 

Well shit

 

Boooo

 

Two x's and no vowels did Grimes have another kid
that's bisexual erasure

 

Ava’s “hootie hoo!” got a good laugh out of me

 

I’m catching up on last week’s episode and Jacob turning around and asking “did you see that?” After Barbara stormed out killed me.