A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 521

Thought I'd be hungover but instead I got bailed on/ditched. Tho I had a drink with some friends/coworkers and that was nice.

 

I woke up drunk.

 

I think I made out with the girl I was talking to last night but I blacked out. Kinda like her so I added her on fb. That may have beeen a mistake idk

 

What are interpersonal relationships other than a never-ending series of mistakes

 

I'm like hey I'm fucked in the head, what's your damage? And they're like nothing, probably you. That's how it goes here. I don't actually say that lol

 

Make enough mistakes and you get married

 

Keep making mistakes like you've been trained to you get divorced. Good shit.

 

but not having interpersonal relationships can also be a mistake, everything is confusing and complicated and then you die, happy 5th birthday son

 

Most of us were probably mistakes.

 

If I knew I was a mistake it'd help me sleep at night

 

This thread took a turn

 

Cuz I'm turnt

 

Get it

 

So there is an end

 

Dying is gonna be so awkward. My last words will probably be "well it's about time".

 

yeah but in the end it doesn't even matter

 

So we become like anti-matter?

 

Just throw me in the trash or flush me down the toilet like Country Mac.

 

I hope I am chopped up and used in chili.

 

cremate me and after that I don't care, funerals and cemeteries are scams and guilt trips I don't wish that on whoever still cares about me after I die

 

I want to do that thing where I'm cremated and they plant you with a tree.

 

Or really, just donate my body to med school.

 

you are Groot

 

Ok Leatherface's dad

 

Yeah I don't want anyone to waste money on me I'm not there idc