A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1369

lol why

 

what's next

 

100 years? Make it ten and we have a deal.

 

4th cousin is barely family I've probably never met them plus I'm allergic to bees no brainer

 

would you rather be happy all the time but your legs are always asleep or never happy but successful

 

Never happy but successful is the American dream

 

Happy all the time for sureeeeee

 

Both my parents were adopted. Next question.

 

And never happy but just above poverty is the American reality

 

So really you're asking me "would you like to be successful now?"

 

i would love to watch you walk in those conditions

 

Legs asleep, I think.

Would you rather always feel like you were being tickled, or always feel like you had an itch you could reach?

 

Would you rather be unable to stop laughing during sex or unable to stop crying during sex?

 

So basically you're asking me to choose only one.

 

This is toughhhh.

One time my ex gf in high school and I got really stoned together for the first time. She initiated sex but started laughing. I just got up and left

Kind of a dick move on my part now that I think about it.

 

Can I choose pterodactyl screeching?

 

oh this Friday activity again

 

Doing my final at work because I'll be working until 11 tonight and it's due at midnight. Thankfully it's a series of essays so I could take all day.

 

So naturally here I am, not working, like a piece of shit.

 

Holy fuck thank god that was an automated call cause I just answered the phone "like a piece of shit."

The one time I'm glad it's Google calling.

 

No thanks I prefer my flowers feces free

 

I feel pretty great today. Firing on all cylinders.

 

I think I'd rather fuck the beehive

 

You're all welcome!

 

You're all welcome!