A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1365

Catorce

 

this happened to me not all that long ago, too. also made me unreasonably happy

 

I applied to an entry level job that has salary of 125k.

Just did it for the hell of it. I have that other job lined up, but it doesn't pay that much lol.

 

good god, moneybags.

 

Entry level drug dealer I assume

 

Yes, I applied to be a d*** d*****

 

Designated driver

 

Don draper

 

Dudley Doright

 

Dick Donkey

 

Dick Digger

 

It's a job to better the processes of the company.

 

Diaper daddy

 

Dick Donger

 

You will work along-side other colleagues within our team and perform some of these responsibilities:

• ServiceNow Developer Across Multiple Instances / Domains
• ServiceNow Scripting / Configuration Across Multiple Instances / Domains
• Perform some ServiceNow Administrator functions
• Document specifications, systems designs, and specifications
• Analyze Data and Requirements to Drive Process Improvement
• Develop and Execute Testing Plans
• Configure, review & design CMS, UI pages, UI actions & UI policies
• Interacting with ServiceNow via REST API

 

I killed the thread.

 

Cavewoman no know any of words JP.

 

he's just too smart for us which is why he makes mad bills

 

I'll give him my Venmo information or try to marry him with no pre-nuptial. Whichever proves easier. @Dirty Sanchez

 

I haven't been hired yet lol

 

everyone here is getting married but me

 

Who here is getting married, other than Chase ?

 

We'll move to Utah or wherever and do the polygamy thing.

 

when people are procreating I assume they're married and not sinners

 

I'm not funny by myself but my sister and I are hilarious together or either our friends are liars. So we talked about becoming Youtubers and then decided that shit is too much work bc I said she had to edit bc I'm shit at computers and software.