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A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1357

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Garrett, Mar 7, 2017.

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  1. ChrisCantWrite

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    When my child is born can I take over the name dadbolt? You can be like Cuckbolt or something.
     
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  2. Mr. Serotonin

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    StagBolt
     
  3. Dirty Sanchez

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    DA1DbOlT
     
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  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    So that's where Sophie came from
     
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  5. Shrek

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    I think my father knew Derek and thought "dadbolt" was a command.

    Because he left my family when I was v young HEYOOOOOO
     
  6. dadbolt

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    no you get to be MillenialDad
     
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  7. dadbolt

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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I'm insulted you'd think I'd imply anything of the sort
     
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  9. Shrek

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    I wonder how red states would feel about butt babies
     
  10. Shrek

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    Like, would they be cool with butt abortions?
     
  11. Mr. Serotonin

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    Anything goes here in FL
     
  12. Dirty Sanchez

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    I really don't know how we played games last gen. I bought a PS3 game the other day for cheap and I tried playing it, but it felt like my eyes were going to bleed. I don't know how we did it. No wonder so many people have shit eyesight.
     
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  13. ChrisCantWrite

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    Butt abortion? Is that when you have bloody poop?
     
  14. ChrisCantWrite

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    I tried playing L.A. Noir the other day and I thought the same thing.
     
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  15. Shrek

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    wut? do u have snowflake eyes?
     
  16. Ken

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    I've made this point in the food thread before, but if they simplified their menu and offered more burgers like the big mac, but in different sizes... people wouldn't talk so much shit on their burgers. They certainly wouldn't be considered as some of the worst fast food burgers as they are now.
     
  17. Shrek

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    I'm gunna make Christian condoms and call them The Immaculate Contraception
     
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  18. Shrek

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    My main issue is you're not getting lettuce and tomato unless you get the upper tier of burgers. If I can't get lettuce and tomato on it, that's just bad.
     
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  19. Borat 2: Vengeance

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    I think that might be a 'you' issue
     
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  20. Ken

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    Because at the time of ps3, you were used to ps2 games and when you went back to those it felt like your eyes were going to bleed. Have you played the original Doom or Quake? Haha
     
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  21. Dirty Sanchez

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    Tempted to buy Tim klancys Rabbow Sux Segway for $20
     
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  22. Mr. Serotonin

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    I'm gonna make a Christian branded Viagra called res-erection
     
  23. Shrek

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    For Xbone or PS4?
     
  24. Dirty Sanchez

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    Yes on my PC. Higher resolution than last gen.
     
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  25. Shrek

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    God yours is so much better
     
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