A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1347

Fruit is in the title so it's all good.

 

idk what it is but weed makes fruit roll-ups taste roughly 10000x better than they are

 

where are you writing about football

wanna interview me about the perils of being a vols fan in a post-98 world?

 

i think he's only writing about nfl but i could be wrong

 

I'm writing on Holyfield with Matt

Hahaha I'm definitely not covering college football, I don't know shit about so much about it (recruiting process, how quickly teams change, coaches, etc)

 

I'd be worried I'd accidentally eat the paper

 

Being a fan of the Tennessee Volunteers after 1998 sure is bad.

@Garrett L. I wrote that for you it would be perfect to tweet or post on a blog. That one was free if you want more you have to pay.

 

Not enough nuances or self-loathing. Expected better.

 

yr first mistake

 

Just got the award for 2000 likes...I'd like to thank my fans, my colleagues, my family and most importantly - those who post. Thanks!!!

 

yo I am fucked up lmao

 

ain't even noon yet

 

i want to trip with ypu

 

Factually untrue

 

The mainstream media only focuses on American serial killers so that's all I know

 

Me three

 

I'll be the sober buddy streaming the trip on Periscope

 

Streaming it to the police so you all get arrested

Don't trust him

 

And I'll call the cops since Ian isn't

 

JK jk

 

Or you'll be the narc, narc.

edit: damn it @Colby Searcy

 

I started smoking at like 1030 this morning.

 

I had Taco Bell on Sunday whilst binge drinking and I hated every second of the next 36 hours.

 

I feel like this is every taco bell experience I've ever had.