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I'm a robot child weirdo

 

I played beach volleyball for 3 hours last night, and by the time we were done there was no place to grab dinner. I woke up at 3:30am and was shaky and starving and ate a bunch of blueberries, strawberries, raspberries and a pop tart from my Gf's fridge

First time I've ever done late night snacking like that

 

Who puts Pop tarts in the fridge?

 

I knew someone was going to say that

The pop tarts were on the counter.

 

a) and c)

Listen to the dadbolt.

Have you ever smoked weed?

 

idk colby probably

 

Butter on counter, poptarts in fridge... rightrighrightrightright

 

colby has probably made up some bullshit culinary technique of keeping the poptarts the same temperature as the butter at all times or some shit.

 

Seeing Mulaney tonight, v excited

 

I can see frozen pop tarts being a thing

 

oh like toaster strudels but different

 

Ftfy

 

Also seeing Beach Slang on Wednesday, and it's 21+ with zero openers. Dream show scenario. Last time they came through it was a 5 band bill that went til 2 or 3 am and I had to call out the next day.

 

cmon tex

 

We can't smoke evidence Ken

 

ftfy2

 

yall have fixed NOTHING

 

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Pastryception

Never seen that movie

 

Currently waiting Down my co-worker to drop the key off. My dumbass left the key to the office at home. And with traffic it'd take me over and hour to go home and back. Ugh.

 

there's no fixing toaster strudels as they're already miles better than poptarts. You know what's better than a poptart with butter? A toaster strudel with three packets of icing.

have fun!! He killed it for us. Absolutely killed it.

 

I've never been to a touring standup show

 

I've only seen Amy Schumer and Fred Armisen.

I could do better.

 

You need to go to someone good. They're a lot of fun.

 

My first standup was Bill Cosby -_-

 

You too.