A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1283

Read that as mullet at first.

 

I imagine if a mullet were hardened up enough with grease and beer sweat, it could launch a tomato.

 

I can't go to sleep

 

Anotha dayyyyyy, anotha dayyyyy

 

Woke up impossibly tired for 7 hours of sleep, why am I 100

 

hii

 

fuck this back pain

 

back, stomach, and tooth pain are the top 3 worse.

and ive snapped my femur before lol

 

My tonsillectomy was worse than this, but not by much haha

 

my brothers gf tore her carotid artery in a car accident and had to get surgeries on it, I think she takes the G cake of pain, but yeah, surgeries are next level lol. I had to be in a body cast up to my chest and a rod through my leg to help the bone grow back together but ive had back pain so intense id start shaking like a crackhead.... I definitely feel you lol.

 

Haha both of those sound absolutely brutal.

 

Never broken a bone but I've had 2 or 3 concussions, have a lot of scars, and my right ankle is that of an elderly person basically from all the sprains. Worst affliction I've had was a mono/tonsilitis hybrid seven years ago. Put me out of work for a month and it's still a coin flip chance that I puke at the smell of chicken broth to this day.

Oh and super dislocated my right knee and demolished it by landing on it. That was the worst, by a thousand orders of magnitude.

 

I got home at 3 last night so I'm not looking forward to today

 

they were, mine ultimately pales in comparison to her's cus mine was just my leg, there is others, ankles, broken hand, clavicle etc, but not the same pain. she on the other hand... broken ribs, punctured lung, 2 broken arms (one eventually got mursa), torn coratid artery, my brother drove up on it right after it happened. she was lucky to make it.

yet back pain can be simple as sleeping odd/on the wrong thing (fell asleep in a college lounge once..... BIG MISTAKE) my body was so contorted and sore after that I was shaking like a cold tiny dog,

 

I've never seen anything in a history book to contradict that

 

You dog you

 

*Chris Traeger voice* I was literally crying last night

 

Let my fellow shitposters go!- pretty sure Moses or Abraham Lincoln, either or.

 

my friends cousin apparently asked him if I was having withdrawals or something, then she tried to steal my iPod cus it had the Misfits on it.

 

Had to take my brother home after seeing the 2 perfect bands ETID and TBS

 

Did Adam do the thing where he couldn't sing good

 

They're right assuming did make an ass out of me

 

He said you're replacing him going forward

 

everyone in my house is sick or getting sick and i'm here like

 

So, I'm taking back Taking Back Sunday?