A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1281

Well, some dude is laying face down on my sidewalk yelling extremely angrily.

 

Did you put him there?

 

Tell him to roll over

 

New pre-workout tastes disgusting.

 

Did you ever make popsicles out of the last one?

 

Woman registers her e-mail with an unsafe website.
Unsafe website sends her e-mails with our name.
Woman calls screaming and insulting us for receiving spam.
Woman repeats this NINE TIMES.
Woman threatens to sue us because she gave her e-mail out to someone that wasn't us and she got spam.
CarpetElf does a dope ass backflip off the 77 overpass.

 

Hi all

Day 1 of being back at work sucks

 

Jeff Rosenstock rated Astro Lounge by Smash Mouth a 9.8/10

 

Too low.

 

I can't believe I didn't report back! I did and they tasted good but personally I drink mine super fast bc I feel it works better. So they were good but not feasible bc they were too cold to eat fast. Maybe next time it's in the upper 90s I'll make them bc they'll melt quicker. I don't ever think I'll have a better tasting one than the previous fruit punch. This one is blue and reminds me of cotton candy so I almost gagged.

 

Listening to old Saosin got me HYPEEED.

 

WHATT ISSSSS MY BODYY WORTHHHHH

 

two cheese sandwiches

 

take it easy, I know how hard they lean on you normally

Here for you buddy

 

That means a lot, thanks man. Hopefully it just flies by today, it's tough to deal with.

 

Got a new car this weekend. 2016 Hyundai Elantra

 

Sending good vibes @Fucking Dustin

 

Car twins!

 

These long days at work are draining me

 

I hate to complain about shit, but it's VERY annoying being the only guy in the Admin Assistant section at my office. Makes it so that if ANYONE on the 5th or 6th floor needs to move, or needs something surplused, I have to stop what I'm doing an lug like 100lb filing cabinets and massive office desks from one floor to the next.

 

DUDE, I'm the only male Admin Assistant in my office too! Like, we did an agency wide support staff meeting a few months ago, and I was the only male in 40+ participants lol

 

It's soooo frustrating. I'll be doing something that has to do with my ACTUAL job and someone will see me in the hall and make me move some heavy ass desk. Some of the ladies are just lazy as hell. I had to pick up something from the loading dock because it was "too heavy and bulky". There is NO WAY she checked/tried before calling me. I literally threw all the boxes on the cart with one hand when I got down there because they were about 10-15lbs each and I was pissed off