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A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1263

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Garrett, Mar 7, 2017.

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  1. Dirty Sanchez Jul 21, 2017
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    Rather 10 coffee enemas in quick succession, or walk naked through an NFL game.
     
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  2. Shrek Jul 21, 2017
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    I love the Saw movies
     
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  3. angrycandy Jul 21, 2017
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    would you rather give Trump a spray tan three times a week for the next five years or shit yourself in a movie once a year? (you have to watch the whole movie, and you shit during the previews. the movie is at a theater or at home with your closest family and friends, your choice on that.)
     
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  4. Garrett Jul 21, 2017
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    (If I could assemble the team out of my personal family members I'd still do it)
     
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  6. Shrek Jul 21, 2017
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    Coffee enemas bro, that caffeine rush would be totes lit
     
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  7. ChrisCantWrite Jul 21, 2017
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    Emema only cuz I'd lose my job if I were seen naked at NFL game. However, if there were no consequences, nude.
     
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  8. Garrett Jul 21, 2017
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    NFL game.
     
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  9. angrycandy Jul 21, 2017
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    survey says: the former
     
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  10. ChrisCantWrite Jul 21, 2017
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    Shit myself. I shart once a week anyway.
     
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  11. Garrett Jul 21, 2017
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    Trump. I take showers asap if I poop as it is
     
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  12. Shrek Jul 21, 2017
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    Shit myself. I would make sure it was the same movie every year, on the same date, with same family and friends. So every year they had to dread it.
     
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  13. angrycandy Jul 21, 2017
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    enemas, nice little cleanse
     
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  15. Shrek Jul 21, 2017
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  16. ChrisCantWrite Jul 21, 2017
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    Check usajobs.gov. Huge possibility that this spray tan position exists.
     
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  17. angrycandy Jul 21, 2017
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    laughing so hard
     
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  18. ChaseTx Jul 21, 2017
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    Nah you could never listen to pop music again unless you were suicidal
     
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  19. Garrett Jul 21, 2017
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    Immediately turn into a rockette anytime you heard a song in 4/4 time for the duration of the song or have your eyebrows fall off every time you sneeze
     
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  20. Dirty Sanchez Jul 21, 2017
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    Listen to nfg discography 5x in a row in on sitting, or eat a tablespoon of poo?
     
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  21. ChaseTx Jul 21, 2017
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    Enemas, I always worry that wiping isn't effective enough
     
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  22. Ken Jul 21, 2017
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    Poo omg give me the poo
     
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  24. ChrisCantWrite Jul 21, 2017
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    Eyebrows
     
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  25. Shrek Jul 21, 2017
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    NFG easily
     
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  26. Garrett Jul 21, 2017
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    I'D LIKE TO PRESENT YOU WITH SOMETHING I CALL PERSONALITY
     
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  27. angrycandy Jul 21, 2017
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    the latter
    the former
     
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  28. Shrek Jul 21, 2017
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    Ken doesn't even dislike NFG he just really digs poo
     
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