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A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1262

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Garrett, Mar 7, 2017.

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  1. Shrek

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    This is the grossest thing in the thread, I am proud of you
     
  2. Garrett

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    Life is a circle. Can you dig it?
     
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  3. AelNire

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  4. Shrek

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  5. Ken

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    Trump's asshole
     
  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  7. ChrisCantWrite

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    I'm dying.
     
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  8. Garrett

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    A former coworker of mine sweated off his spray tan in his brother's wedding last weekend. I found this hilarious. It stained the rental shirt. He was pissed because they charged him the full price of the shirt.

    That's why you don't get a spray tan in july in the south moron

    I hated working with him
     
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  9. ReginaPhilange

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    Who would you rather take to prom Trump or that stinky nerd from 3rd period ?????
     
  10. Shrek

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    Would you rather host an episode of Family Fued where the members of each family that answer wrong are murdered or lose 1 day off of your life every time you ever felt joy
     
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  11. Garrett

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    I haven't stopped laughing over the mental image of both a Tidus or a Wilhelm orgasm situation.
     
  12. ChrisCantWrite

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    Trump so I could spill pigs blood on him.
     
  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  14. Garrett

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    Nerds get hot after a shower and contacts didn't you watch 90s teen movies
     
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  15. ChrisCantWrite

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    Just snorted in a room full of people. Had to pull it off like a cough.
     
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  16. Garrett

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    So I'm the host and no one I'm related to is dying? Hell to the yeah.
     
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  17. Shrek

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    Yeah I've been at a steady low wheeze laugh for 15 minutes
     
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  18. Shrek

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    Yeah but you have to be all "Okay Joe let's see if bananas was an answer! Ah, bananas was not an answer, and I hereby sentence you to die"
     
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  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    The latter, I'd only lose like one day
     
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  20. ChrisCantWrite

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    Sounds like Saw 27
     
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  21. Shrek

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  22. Garrett

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    Please I'd be rigging the categories solely TO DO THIS.

    "What's the third Wikipedia entry for people named William?"
     
  23. Shrek

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  24. Garrett

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    Wow I sound sadistic
     
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  25. ChrisCantWrite

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    New Jigsaw movie actually looks fun.
     
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