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"This I give to you for saving lives...pepperoni or plain?"

 

I couldn't live without coffee

 

GET AMPED. TRENTA DOWN THE HATCH

 

2x pizza sauce, a 4 cheese blend, mushrooms, onions, sausage, ham, bacon, green peppers.


Thanks Chris.

 

anchovies

 

Remind me to never eat pizza with you

 

Caffeine butt. That's how I read that lol.

 

Caffeine butt burns terribly.

 

thread is on point today

 

This new Goldfinger album is California but with horns

not very good

 

I'm going to start a band and call it "From Russia with Love"

 

Extra sauce?

 

how high are you Ken

 

High enough to eat ketchup on scrambled eggs

 

I'm sober as fuck right meow

 

I got a little frustrated with a patient earlier before I left but she fell and busted her mouth bad enough for stitches and there's a bunch of gauze in her mouth. I was mid draw when she starts coughing and gasping and I pulled (the needle) out and grabbed a bucket and said "Spit it out, lady, so you can breathe." I can't stop thinking about how rude that was.

 

Mmm fuck. you're making me hungry

 

Exactly

 

John Failedmann strikes again. This time, he destroys his own band

 

It happens. No worries.

 

I was 100% certain the new Manchester Orchestra record came out today. Wah.

 

I assume every children's book author is high as a motherfucker when they plan out and write these kids books.

 

god damnit

 

Looks like heaven tbh