A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1241

This is like you're asking why get a hot buttered roll at a restaurant when you can microwave a Kings Hawaiian at home

 

That is the premise

 

I have but if I eat a cold hot dog and call it a New York Nommer it's still a hot dog

 

Only if you can find me 30 Hawaiian rolls for $2

 

Not naming names.

I'd have to include myself

 

Even though I say that as if we should all get along, I know you like black jellybeans which is an exception to the acceptance we should preach

 

That sounds about right

 

They are simply the best jellybean

 

to throw in the trash tho

 

what makes texas toast texas toast exactly?

 

It's covered in butter and from Texas

 

It's bigger breh

 

Thickness, everything's bigger in Texas

 

Thiccness

 

down with the thiccness


ow ah ah ah ah

 

yeah but i'm sure people were eating thick toasted bread with butter before texas was a state thx

 

I'm sure one of you has stuck your dick in bread

 

Things I like:
- Cold hot dogs
- Dry cinnamon toast crunch
- Dry french toast crunch
- Dry frosted toast crunch
- Unwrapping all the starburst in a tube of starburst, squishing them all together in a ball, and eating them like an apple
- Telling myself I won't develop diabetes

 

Does dough count?

 

Money doesn't count

 

Dry cereal is for babies

Starburst sucks

 

well ken those people should have had better branding skills

 

Yeah, but it talks.

 

Sorry you guys I'm a bit heated

 

No it would be all dry and they wouldnt be able to chew it so it would turn slimey and they'd choke on it

piece of shit