A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1231

Look you're buying it for the cat anyways

 

Does cat food help you go to sleep?

 

I'm about to eat twenty chicken McNuggets because this is America

 

I makin' portabella mushroom cap pizzas.

 

I had a meatball and a salad. Fuck vegan, I'm done with it.

 

A vegan meatball? Do they just call it a ball?

 

Like, we can make phones that are more powerful than a super computer but not a doll that fucks.

 

I laughed out loud.

 

Vegan balls

 

Damn, the sex must be pretty bad then.

 

Yeah, you have to take the doll to dinner and spoil it first

 

I'm sure you'll get yours eventually

 

This is true.

 

I can imagine the ad campaign now. Russ Hanneman yelling "this doll FUCKS, this is the doll doing all the fucking around here!"

 

No didn't even get called. Say in a room for 2 1/2 hrs dreading a book and trying to ignore some guy watching FB videos with no headphones and laughing hysterically

 

I thought that's what the Fleshlight was for

 

Dreading a book is an amazing typo

 

@AelNire have you read the newest JP book Murder Games?

 

I haven't but reading the description it's def something I'll like. Is it good?

 

Isn't Murder Games the Jennifer Lawrence movie?

 

Started it at jury duty and am about 1/3 through. I'm definitely enjoying it so far.

I know you were bummed about the last one

 

Yeah, I've been disappointed a lot lately as far as he goes. I picked up a new stand alone, I can't find what it was called but it sucked. I've never read anything by him that I quit reading. I saw the 16th Women's Murder Club is out and then a new Michael Bennett either at the end of this year or beginning of next year. Those are my favorites.

 

Humans Bow Down? I remember we discussed it briefly