A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1203

All I ever need to do is look at my ceiling and realize I live in an old house that may collapse on me

 

ROFL Travis this is fucked up.....now that child is on the way...abstain. LOL.

 

No self-pleasure either.

 

Watching parents create me.

 

Who's up?

 

It's 7:12PM est.

So, most people.

 

would you rather eat nothing but Long John Silver's for a year or never be able to eat at a restaurant again (or order takeout)?

 

I could slap you.

 

These are too hard, man. Wow.....


I think id have to suck it up and eat Long John Silver's. Restaurants are too good. Small price to pay.

 

I respect all your choices btw

 

I think you would die before the end of the year.

Either a.) heart attack
or b.) poisoning

 

@electro haikus If beastiality was your thing..which animal would you choose?

 

Would you rather use the ability to use your arms for a year, or anything below the waist for a year?

 

below the waist

 

Definitely use of arms.

 

Interesting turn of events here.

 

you could probably work with just arms.

can't work without arms.

 

we should do this more often

 

Would you rather lose your eyebrows for 2 years, or permanently lose hair throughout the rest of your body for life (other than eyebrows)?

 

eyebrows

 

lol what an asshole customer.

"BRO, they charged me $3 last time. B/c they say ItS nOt a LOt of WoRK"
ME, pointing to the price in the pricing guide, same thing that I did last time I dealt with her: "It's $5"

Her: LEAVES AFTER PAYING AND MAKING A HUGE SCENE.


asshole

 

I'd rather have eyebrows than anything else. I have no problem shaving my dome. And hell...less manscaping duties for me.

 

Wow REALLY?

 

I mean gorillas are the closest from an anatomy perspective, probably the safest bet

 

I feel like this has potential to be its own thread lol