A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1201

I have a friend who looks just like John Francis Daley in Waiting.

 

Hmm, weather is definitely my local weatherperson's calling.

Not poetry.

 

I have been reading about mysterious disappearances for the past like 5 hours and there are no signs of slowing. My eyeballs kinda hurt.

 

he's a shitty dude though, I don't remember exactly but he's said some bad right wing stuff and also cheated

 

Damn, she was pregnant too. Gross.

 

Have you read the one about the family who went to a themepark? It was in the late 90's, can't remember their names, but they entered the line for one of the coolest indoor roller coasters. After they entered the building, they were never seen again...

I feel bad for the wife's cousin who was there with her two children. While the fam was riding that, they were getting a sno cone. Little did they know, their family would never be seen again.

 

I'm a little tipsy ama

 

Not yet. I've been working back from 2017. I'll look at that one next bc it seems super interesting.

 

Is errybody in the club getting tipsy?

 

Okay, don't waste your time.

I made it up.

 

the one he cheated on or with?

If it's the latter, hell yeah

 

I actually looked for it, jerk.

 

I've never been part of a thread that shits so much on eachother yet shares so much

 

His wife not the mistress.

 

Yes! Was three of us, now two. My buddy Nick is going on his second date with a guy he met on Bumble. His rules are, 1st date = allowing oral sex, 2nd date = willing to provide anal sex to the person he is dating, 3rd date = willing to take anal. Says it stops him from being pigeonholed as a bottom. The guy is driving, so we did shots to loosen him up, pun very much intended.

I love you for this.

1. Chris Jericho
2. Young Bucks
3. Pro Wrestling Guerrilla
4. Trevor Lee
5. It's improv for athletes and it's pretty fun to be yelling at your TV and realize you're 26 and the performers did so good of a job your subconscious stopped caring it was fake

 

Figured, lol

 

1. Very close between Chris Jericho and CM Punk. Kenny Omega is getting up there lately though.
2. Young Bucks.
3. NJPW
4. Okada technically fits the bill here, but he's basically already in his prime and killing it. I'll go with Lio Rush.
5. I enjoy the spectacle of it all. The storylines are relatively interesting, and the actual athleticism is always a feat to witness.

 

I was p close to saying Lio Rush let's be bffs

 

WRESTLE BUDS

 

Yeah, I don't understand any of these answers other than #5.

 

Look up clips of Lio Rush and Trevor Lee and be amazed nonbeliever

 

1. Shrek
2. Shrek and Donkey
3. Dreamworks
4. Shrek's kids
5. Shrek is love Shrek is life

 

I have Shrek downloaded in WWE 2k17, true story