A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1166

Man being 90 must be rough

 

I found a troll to fight with in the news section so today is a good day

 

Where the hell do they come from? I always feel like there's a bus like at casinos

 

Caves, mountain passes, dungeons...

 

Yep. There's a bus straight from Mordor to Chorus.

 

Or senior home grocery shopping day. I'm not sure lol. I have fun with them though, I got one guy banned for the first time in my illustrious AP/chorus tenure last month.

 

What did ya get

 

Dude I feel this. It's like butter permeates your body, you sweat butter, and when you poo you somehow get that butter taste in your mouth all over again.

 

Bacon McGriddle and hash brown. I was sitting in line like "why are you doing this" but au bon pain was closed and a man's gotta eat.

 

You might have some tubes crossed

 

I mean, when you fry bacon in Wd-40, it has its consequences

 

When my sis worked at a movie theater in high school they would melt plastic spoons in the butter machine

 

But it really... shakes the rust off

 

I think I have synesthesia, and I can taste things with my butt.

 

I had a dream that I saw Spider-man but I missed the last couple minutes because the server was talking to me

 

Did you know that your mouth is just the front end of your butthole

 

I feel like not liking super hero stuff saves me an assload on movie tickets

 

McDonald's breakfast is wholesome and benign

 

You were talking to the network As you Illegally watched downloaded Sony Movie?

 

I've got a free movie ticket, so I'm thinking of seeing Baby Driver, but I'm also thinking of going full high school and sneaking into Wonder Woman and Spidey because I am broke af but really want to see both in theatres.

 

good morning.

 

I just want give the poor guy belly rubs

 

My boys are casing all the theaters in Knoxville now

 

Thanks for letting me know to wear the Marvel Hero Trying To Look Casual outfit. If it works for the Chrises, it works for me.