A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1150

wah wah wah I can't swim in my pool life is so hard wah wah

 

I think the skunkiest part of this whole situation is Ja's attitude

 

You know I bet humans smell like shit to the rest of the animal kingdom we really shouldn’t be complaining

 

Grab a thick blanket and put it around your body and if he sprays it won't get on you.

 

And don’t tell me the thought of bathing in tomatoe juice isn’t even the tiniest bit inticing

 

Sounds like something that belongs in Sex and WoW. Not kink shaming.

 

I only bathe in pancake syrup.

 

"Friends can make your birthday special on Facebook, but they may not know when it is. Change the audience of your birth date from Only me to Friends?"

I don't think so, bro.

 

Skunks can spray 10ft..you're fucked.

 

What an ARSEnal

 

Implying he can’t spray further smh.

You need to have a literal pissing contest with this skunk to show it whose boss @Dirty Sanchez

 

Ja always deletes posts before I can reply and I worry I'm imagining things sometimes

 

This OkCupid match looks like Anna Kendrick with black hair.

 

get it Ja

 

Hopefully she doesn't leave it up in the air

 

Not sure if margarine being great again is possible

You also live nowhere

 

One time my dad ran over a skunk and it took forever to get the smell out

 

Ja I just saw your commercial on tv..nice work.

 

Now some asshole is telling me to buy silver. How bout no, you fuck.

 

The smell can travel up to 3.5 miles downwind.

 

"100% guaranteed to wreck your system, or your money back"

 

WHAT SHOULD I MESSAGE TO OKCUPID MATCH????


IDK WHAT TO SAY

/CAPS LOCK

 

Start off with hello.

 

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