A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1149

skunks have sprayed under my house twice, that smell lingers on everything for weeks. i got no love for them but i also dont think they should be killed immediately when they're a problem.

 

I want to swim at night without threat of getting sprayed, or rabies. FUCK

 

I'm going to try the mothballs lol and spraying of air freshener under the shed.

 

Maybe the piece of shit will hate the smell of cinnamon air spray.

 

He'll probably say 'oh smells just like mamas house'

 

Bow and arrow!

 

I'll show him a print out of the brand new thread. That will kill him for sure.

 

print out pictures of dead skunks and put them up around the shed. maybe he'll get the message.

 

Axe body spray and lighter!

 

I'll serve him up a nice ol' bowl of antifreeze.

 

Skunks are warm-blooded I think it'll be fine without it.

 

"hey skunk I think you're a douchebag"

 

I hope it's a she, and she's preggo, and you have a stinky skunk family under your shed

 

Skunks were dealt kind of a shit deal. Like imagine your only self defense was to just make someone smell bad. They're the Jerry of the the animal kingdom. Relatively harmless but people hate them cuz it's just really lame to stink up the place.

 

I feel like death at work right now. Monday/Tuesday were the first two days off in a row that I've had since December lol.

 

But rogue skunks are probably pretty badass. It's like they are nihilistically aware of the cards they were dealt and they were like 'fuck it' and made the best Of it. He goes by skunkbolt

 

the fuck is this shit

 

@nl5011 is a skunk apologist.

 

I just talked to somebody who says a skunk lives in his backyard and is pretty chill. Walks right up to him.
He said he pet it once.

DAFUQ

 

It can be done.

 

All I'm saying if I had a stinky ass ray gun, I would use it with honor.

 

Just get sprayed and be one of them, bro.

 

I just want to go swimming when I get home without worry. Ughhhhh

 

You'll be fine. Just go under if you see it coming.

 

when i get out of the pool is when im worried