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You'll smell better afterwards

 

Burn!

 

hey fellow weirdos, hope everyone celebrating has a good and safe 4th.

also my friend accidentally ran over a skunk one time, never thought id feel bad for a skunk but he didn't die at first and seeing lil buddy suffer was heartbreaking.

 

Last 4th of July I had in IV I ran from the cops and woke up with a chipped phone and black eye. This 4th of July cops will run from me . jk. Taking it easy most likely.

 

lowkey reminder she's perfect

 

It's okay, because this year's our year!

And if it isn't, I'll be able to send that drought out to buy me cigarettes that I don't even smoke oh lordy

 

Just got done mowing and I wanna die

 

Here's an idea. Don't fucking mow on a holiday you turd.

 

Love u

 

My 4th
Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow

 

1.) It was the only day I had time to do it this week.
2.) My neighbors were probably close to rioting if I didn't get it done
C.) I love you too

 

D.) Fake holiday.

 

Work is going to be awful tomorrow

 

WORK IS AWFUL EVERY DAY JOE

 

Work sucks I know

 

This is true

But tomorrow will be extra bad

 

My neighborhood is full of lifted trucks and American flags. Shit is about to pop off.

 

when I was younger there was a 4th of july my friend stumbled across some cops burning something in the woods we use to have our get togethers & fires at and they beat the fuck outta him with maglites. he showed up to where we'd always go after to get food looking like boxers ran a train on his face with their fists.

...come to think of it between my dad and a lot of my friends I know far too many people who got their ass beat by cops. dad used the police brutality settlement money to help him serenade my mother back in the early 80s lol

 

Thanks to Joe, I'm jamming out to Limp Bizkit. Joe is the man tonight.

 

Also, which of y'all haven't added me to FB yet?

 

smoking some reefer and cooking a burger after 9pm.

yay america i guess not really

 

Late night burgers are what makes America American

 

Now jamming to Papa Roach. Come over, y'all, we listening to old nu metal tonight