A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1138

it's just Tuesday to me

 

Duck this holiday. Not worth celebrating

 

Don't do either

 

Bunch fucking party poopers

 

I'm about to go mow. Shitty ass day

 

That would be a more legitimate holiday

 

Do both

 

real helpful fam

 

Do only the former

 

Do neither and forgetaboutit

 

enough disrespect please join me in singing our national anthem

Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, let me go

 

I wish it was.

 

Uh oh

 

Whoaaaoooooooo listen to the music

 

I guess I need to start wearing a cup when I mow.

 

Sounds like you might be doing something wrong

 

To keep your johnson from popping out of some short shorts or what?

 

Nah, was using the push mower to reach spots that the riding mower couldn't, so I was going down a hill with it, and hit a post and my body moved forward, and my junk hit the handle bar at full speed.

 

So I go swmming just about an hour ago, and it starts raining. I keep swimming, idc to swim, as long as there's no thunder. So after an hour, I look and see the big ass skunk running to the shed for shelter under it. SMH

 

I'm going to be sprayed by a God damn skunk, aren't I?

 

The only way to avoid it is to set a trap then throw a thick blanket over the cage. Set it down in the woods, open the door, and haul ass. But if you don't have the equipment then I'd say yes..yes you are.

 

Are you still in the pool Sanchez?

 

Lol, I'm gonna put barbed wire around the perimeter of the shed.

^_^

 

Nah, I got out when I heard thunder.