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I choose number 2

 

I wish that was real, Drew Carey is trash

 

I hope no one in here lights fireworks out of their bum today. Seen too many videos to know how that ones gonna go

 

any of y'all hepcats ever ordered from teepublic before? my gf got me this really cool Otto shirt in purple and I love it


Holy Otto - Simpsons - T-Shirt | TeePublic


very cool site

 

never used that one before. that shirt is awesome.

 

I didn't mean to hurt you

 

If you like trash watch Brisezillas on Netflix. It's mine and my bff's fave show bc it's goddamn ridiculous. We start our facetiming marathon tonight.

 

so you're saying you don't really want to hurt him
you don't really want to make him cry

 

That's looks really soft.

 

it is. very comfy

 

I get no less than 3-4 comments whenever I wear this shirt.

 

oh god I've got PTSD from having to sit through hours of Bridezillas

idk how some of those dudes stick around long enough for the wedding to happen

 

that shirt is awesome haha

 

It literally has got to be fake otherwise they're just insane. I bet WE funds their wedding or something to encourage the batshit Brides.

 

I hate the term Bridezilla, it's like weirdly sexist, also unless any of them tie a horn to a horse to make them a unicorn My Super Sweet 16 will still be better

 

I love the term Bridezilla.

 

Happy Independence Day everyone don't kill yourself out there and stay safe!

 

My phone changed it to Underpants wtf

 

Don't play with Fireworks
Do play Firework by Katy Perry

 

Happy Terrified Dogs day everybody

 

Happy Look at Shitty iPhone Pictures of Fireworks on Social Media day everybody

 

Happy I've already seen a shattered tibia from jumping off the roof onto the hood of a car and testing positive for like 10 drugs. Day!

 

Happy respecting a country that probably doesn't deserve our respect day

 

10 drugs? that gets you a free frozen yogurt with the punch card

 

it doesn't