A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1122

I don't understand how someone couldn't respect Bey. Did you slap him?

 

I went full court press and cold shouldered him for the rest of lunch.

 

Hope you dropped the mic and had him pick up the bill

 

It was a steak knife instead of a microphone and he did pay the bill.

 

Day after day, I feel I'm getting less and less funny. First the wit goes and now..it really is downhill. /30lifecrisis

 

I don't think it quite warranted you stabbing him with a steak knife

 

At least you didn't stab him

 

Well then you don't appreciate Bey's artistic and cultural achievement with Lemonade... and watch your back for steak knives.

 

You had to be funny too begin with though right?

 

hold up

 

Not as good as this

 

30 is NOT old. And by the time you're 50, 100 prob won't be old. We are at a peak point in that advancement generation. I expect to have wings and rocket feet available by 50.

 

That would make my oldass life more fun.

 

I won't make a joke here because I already gave Erin a hard time today and I don't want her to hate me forever

 

Colby, you butter apologize for that typo.

 

Which one?

 

This implies your life is already fun

 

Better?

 

Colby's on a rollby

 

I deserved it. You're the first to talk shit to me for as long as I've been in this thread. Don't shweat it.

 

he's on a roll like butter

 

Sorry Erin