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Dear Jesus

 

Colby is Ted Cruz daughter, confirmed.

 

My aesthetic

 

Mr. Robot is fucking my shit up

 

It's at least solid coming out?

 

Actually no but I attribute that more to the lunchtime pizza and vodka cocktail I recently ingested

 

Having a bloody Mary

Guess what's in it

 

Mary?

 

Oh wait the answer is A1 isn't it

 

Mary's blood?

 

You are correct sir

 

Don't link kink shame

 

I don't know what Link's kink is but I assume it involves Zelda

 

This cat is truly my spirit animal.
Chillin' the most.

 

I wan cat

 

Yeah cats are great. I have 3, I recommend 300 tho. I just got in the door from attempting to take Old Man Barry on his first walk at 5 years old. Mr. Mouse Killer didn't know how to handle the great outdoors and wouldn't leave the front yard. I think he has antiquated ideas of masculinity and the pink harness turned him off.

 

My cat won't walk on a leash. He just flops over and acts like you're trying to kill him.

 

me as a cat

 

More or less what happened here. He has only been let outside to go to the vet or to the kitty hotel while we leave for vaca. Yes, we actually have a hotel for dogs/cats down the road. The front desk has said Barry is their favorite guest.

 

All three of them begging for treats as we speak, treat bag dangled above for photo whoring purposes.

 

Yo @Dirty Sanchez I may have to harass you about some Mr. Robot talk because the mid season twist just gave me an aneurysm

 

Same here, I was so lost and kind of sad haha

 

I screamed at the TV, left the house and went for a walk haha. Bout to go watch more. Idk how there's still a season and a half left, plus 3 whenever that happens. If Rami's career isn't huge though then fuck Hollywood. Such a good performance.

 

I told my dad to guess Beyonce's twins names. He said dumb and dumber.