A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1097

I wish we could keep them all...but I can't have 8 cats. We are giving 1-2 to a close friend. And we want to keep 2.

It sucks that cats reproduce so easily, and so often, with such big litters. Baby machines.

 

Are you going to fix the mother cat at some point?

 

As soon as she stops nursing. I learned the hard way you can't procrastinate on that one. Lol

 

you can't close the farm the world needs more kittens

 

My buddy Steve adopted kittens two years ago, a brother and a sister and swore he'd get them fixed. Still hasn't. The sister has had multiple litters and it's really irresponsible. He's lucky he's managed to find homes for all but one kitten or else brothercousin would be having babies with sistermom.

 

I miss having a cat so much

 

My friend has 2 cats. We named one Frank and one Steve.

 

Mine are all human names, too. Maria, Bruce, and Barry.

 

Only one cat. His name is Gatsby. He's so fat he has trouble cleaning his back so his fur clumps up

 

Bruce sounds dignified.
Barry sounds like a real prankster.
Maria sounds motherly, and probably cooks delicious ethnic cuisine.

 

My cat names:

Ellie, Missy, Kitty.

 

Kitty? Real original

 

Yea momma cat's name is Kitty. Confusing now that she has kitties

 

Honestly it was the only name she responded to. We tried Jynx but kitty stuck

 

One of my friends has a dog that's name is dog

 

Hahaha, that's tight.

 

Bruce is a very smart and large cat. He looks like a panther, but has the most pathetic feminine meow. I can't even describe it.
Barry is 5 or 6, my girlfriend just came home with him one day. He is an old soul but is the most special animal ever. He started out violent but now is so affectionate. He's addicted to hugs and will sit on my shoulder like a parrot as I walk about the house.
Maria is uselessly dumb and will likely die tangled in her tail and drowned in her own farts. She is my baby tho.

Bruce and Maria are siblings

 

the same friend also once tried to raise a feral hog. it was a baby when he caught it. let it stay in his house and everything

 

could you please describe your cats some more im dying

 

Does Maria remind you of a Westside Story?

 

I got him when I was like 10. Couldn't think of a name, so I said fuck it, he's Kitty.

 

Yeah with some WD-40 and duct tape

 

When Kitty is hungry, she meows crazily and shakes her head stifly. She looks like an animatronic character at Chuck E. Cheese or something.

 

Barry is the best. My gf sent me pics of him all weekend while I was gone. Pic one shows how cuddly he is and pic two shows his old man face and I adore it because it looks like he's the one taking the pic lol

 

Ok I'm done posting my cats I promise