A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1089

Idk what this means but if you're coming on to me a/s/l

 

As old as time
Yes please
Everywhere and nowhere simultaneously

 

Should I spend $200 on Lorde tickets or

 

You sound just like how I like my coffee

 

I like my women how I like my energy drinks: cheap, cold, and generally bad for me

 

Thread is D'Onofrio in FMJ rn

 

Better than being D'Onofrio in The Cell.

 

Wyd @Fucking Dustin

 

Should probably get that looked at

 

I only like Java Monster energy drinks and the mountain Dew ones

 

Baby shower today that I'm pretty sure is only having booze bc otherwise I would not be attending. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

me too. I like Loca Moca and especially Kona Blend.

 

That seems kinda rude considering the guest of honor can't drink

 

Mocha and Vanilla are definitely my shit. Didn't know there was a Kona one, but that sounds good. Does it have like a strong coffee flavor?

All other energy drinks I've had taste like garbage

 

Was trying to come up with a joke here but I got nothing

 

it's the sweetest one but it's amazing imo

 

it's also the most popular one. so much so that I haven't seen it in months because Monster can't keep up with the orders for it.

 

I didn't ask for it she just requested it. @iCarly Rae Jepsen

I don't usually like Monster but the coffee tasting ones are so good.

 

oh my god

 

I had to get a meningitis booster shot yesterday bc we work with bacteria and it's the most painful shot I've ever had. Worse than tetanus and hpv combined.

 

Is it Friday yet

 

Mojitos and oh my god I love her bc she served Vodka Punch which is my fave drink to sip on. It's Rainbow Sherbet, vodka, 7-up. The shower was also like an hour which is awesome. I won a toaster bc I won that safety pin in rice game.

 

@ChrisCantWrite I hope someone makes you/wife a diaper cake. I wish I were creative enough to have thought of that.

 

Cat is already DREADING having a shower. She absolutely hates being the center of attention. I'm like, hon, gifts tho. Diaper cakes are great though.

 

Who wants to eat a diaper
Sorry didn't mean to kink shame