A1 Anonymous • Page 91

I don't think they're very great when you just read them but I'll tell you the one I told @Fucking Dustin when I met him and he wanted to hear one.

The town I live in was in a massive drought and our lake almost dried up. Coming into town you go over a bridge that's a mile long and out in the middle of the lake someone put up a large sign that said "Dear God please send rain". I hated driving by and seeing that sign because it always tricked me into praying.

 

I've thought about stand-up too but same

 

my grandma wants an Alicia Keys cd for Christmas. any suggestions as to what album of hers would be good for a grandma? any of them? I am 100% not fucking around

 

I did stand up one time. Most terrifying thing i've ever done in my life. It went surprisingly well.

 

I couldn't do stand-up because I don't have jokes, just sarcastic responses.

 

I think Songs in A Minor

 

they still make me laugh

 

I mean when it comes down to it, stand-up is really about premise then punchline. But it can show up in so many different shapes and colors.

 

So sarcasm works, it just has to be structured right!

 

thank you



does it make you feel like you just provided a service by making a cute little old lady happy on Christmas morning?

 

Like the racist frog says Feels good man

 

What's everyones favorite track off the ETID album so far? It Remembers is really sticking out for me so far.

 

haven't heard it yet. when I seed a couple albums I'll pick it up from what.cd

 

Songs in A Minor.


Haven't listened to ETID yet.

 

Religion of Speed or Map Change. But really all of them!

 

The Religion of Speed and The Coin Has A Say

 

Map Change ending is beautiful

 

I'm not funny so I wouldn't want to put an audience through me doing standup.

 

the guys we let use our systems are ASSHOLES

 

I liked that joke a lot

I can't remember which one I told you

 

Standup is fun everyone should try

 

Oh man. I know. I just can't get my head in that space. Lol. I'm hyper-critical of things as I do them, so I need to just let go and not worry.

Yeah, I can never get myself to do that. I sit and contemplate everything, but that's usually because I pants it. I'm trying really hard to avoid that this time around. D:

One of my clients called me a good person earlier today. It made my morning.

That's my life.

 

I like it. I visualize a person saying it tho so that helps. favorite comedians? this seems somewhat like Mitch Hedberg or Steven Wright (which is a compliment).

 

Steven Wright is the greatest ever

 

His fire hydrant joke is my fave ever.