A1 Anonymous • Page 9

Cheap toilet paper is the devil.

 

thank me gudness dat thread was killed.

 

Not only is it the devil. It's the number one cause of hemorrhoids worldwide.

 

Who were you at AP @ChrisCantWrite ?

I can't remember. :x

 

love that you casually know this

 

I straight up try to avoid taking a dump in a public place because I know that every place under the sun uses that shitty paper on a giant roll that like tears on you as you try to wipe.

 

I was @ChrisCantWrite ...I was @Fistner23 for years, but was afraid to comment because I always got yelled at. I think I had 400 posts after like 4 years lol.

 

I don't know from experience...I swear...

 

I stashed some wipes in my work bathroom

 

The struggle is real.

 

2 ply or bust

 

A1 wipes?

 

Let it be known, however, that there IS such a thing as too-thick-TP. It just bunches up and creates mass hysteria in yo butt-ho.

 

Wait a minute...the LIKE EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD is gone...isn't it?...

 

One day I decided to walk home from class and thats like a 30 min walk. So I got about 15 mins from campus and 15 mins from home and I had to poop so bad. So I looked for a tree to go under, but I couldn't make it, so I just went in my pants. Then I went to someones yard and flung it out. Then I got home and took 3 showers and threw my clothes away, my shirt included, even though it was fine.

 

I'm picturing someone wiping their butt with A1 scented wipes and I'm laughing to myself thinking about it.

 

Or disintegrates into tp dust

 

Almost pooped in my pants after reading this.

 

The worst.

 

A1 scented wipes may be the most ridiculous concept I've ever heard of. I guarantee we are the only people on the face of this planet who've ever discussed this.

 

This place feels like home already..

 

A1 lube.
A1 candles.
A1 jerky.
A1 Cinematic Universe.

 

Sparking the important conversations

 

A1 lube isn't necessary, just use A1 AS lube. A1ube.

 

hmm, interesting