A1 Anonymous • Page 790

Must of been for @Fucking Dustin

 

never sharing my teddy bear again. I had to go look myself and I literally found it in seconds it was in the gap between the passenger seat and the door.

 

Running a slight fever rn. I hate being sick. Also CW: there's some weirdo in the sex thread talking about his escort experience.

 

sorry i got high in the sex thread

 

Woke up even sicker today, this is how I die

 

get well


get well soon


we want you to get well

 

I like crab as far as I can tell.

no ded pls

yeah that

 

Same. Just leave me here to die

 

just realized how much my cat really fills the void inside my black heart


also realized how I may in fact be a cat lady


better get to buying more cats and hoarding inconsequential items


c u

 

alright, I'm back


just bought 57 cats


here we go

 

Like the 57 in Heinz ketchup

 

Bravo

 

I only need 1 cat, like the 1 in A1

 

Even my dog won't touch a1

 

gimme doggos and puppers
no cats plz

 

Pup-pupz

 

i mean, yeah. most of us are just testing out material for stand-up routines we'll never actually perform anywhere else. I'm a hack. Derek is a prop comic. Dustin does a lot of Carrot Top kinda stuff but it's pretty progressive at the same time. Derek and Dustin are pretty similar but still different. we do our best. some of us are better than others. anyway, hope you enjoyed the show

 

Today some dude in the elevator was like, "I feel we always run into each other!"

And I felt bad cause I didn't recognize him at all.

 

That was me .

 

Who are you?

 

of course he recognizes you you're the devil

 

or is it god? hard to keep up with you