A1 Anonymous • Page 750

FYI

 

I'm having dinner with jon gosselin. Kids r gud.

 

Do it

...I'm sorry.

 

Your lish is my command

 

See you tomorrow from Spain.

We now have a tunnel under the Atlantic.

 

Here the train would take you from north Dallas to south Dallas

You're better off not taking that trip

 

look at the rain in Spain and tells me if it's mainly in the plain

 

Ugh

 

Saw a woman get kicked off the train last week and I was like goals mang.

 

The Girl on the Train audiobook had three amazing readers. One of which whose voice combined with the character she read made me want to drive off the cliff every time she spoke.

 

If someone sits next to me im gonna start doing my fake gagging

 

My girlfriend just sent me this text

A huge fire happened In some aquarium somewhere and the news is like "ALL THE ANIMALS ARE SAFE" DUH THEY ARE SAFE THEY ARE IN THE WATER

Love her

 

They were really worried the building would burn down and collapse on the tanks.

She sounds fun, but I live an hour from the fire.

 

I had a feeling it was the one by you. Its less the actual statement and more the point of view that makes me love her lol. Shes an antag.... ahem asshole just like me.

 

Im trying to remove it

 

I thought about it that way, too, but then I got to "oh God, they'd all boil in their tanks!" at some point last night.

 

Oh yeaahhhhh boiling! Shieeeeet

 

Seafood is great boiled

 

I hope you've never watched Finding Nemo with your kids, even The Little Mermaid "you know who looks tasty Sebastian"

 

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

 

I eat all my friends

 

there's a dirty joke here somewhere

 

Savage

 

With all my friends* hahaha I don't eat my friends that'd be crazy I'm not crazy