A1 Anonymous • Page 720

holiday dread has finally set in. just got all the christmas stuff out of my attic to take to my ex :/

my vacation cant get here fast enough

 

"I'll find a way to carry on" - @Laura talking about aggravating people with their bags on planes

 

Sorry, you at least get to see Sophie open her presents?

 

Y'all corrupted her so quickly

 

I'll have her on christmas eve and she will open all her presents then. ill have to take her back that night though

 

Got a new job being a delivery assistant at UPS (read: carrying packages to people). 70 pounds is the max - idk if I can lift that but lets see!

 

Also my attic is scary theres definitely a squirrel or monster that gets in there

 

It's all my fault

 

@Fucking Dustin please come get the squirrel out of my attic

 

I need payment

 

Hold on I'll help

Hey man I've been talking to the squirrel and he's cool as hell and we're crashing here indefinitely

 

k yall can split the internet bill

 

it's gonna be a sad day when ian realizes im not bringing him food and he eats the squirrel

 

K but one of us is watching so much squirrel porn

 

Eat Deez Nuts 7 was a let down compared to 1-6

 

I'm so sorry everyone!

But also proud.

 

@Laura had to adapt to survive

 

I feel the same way about my jokes

 

Hihihihihihihihihihihihi

 

weed & waffles, these are my passions in life

 

This is what it feels like. now you see

 

A bit of the old wordplay

 

im still mad at you over that pokemon joke just so you know

 

I hope you're happy with your choices!

 

Ugh