A1 Anonymous • Page 6

Candles are expensive and useless

Just like my ex wife

 

If we're talking about bad condiments, KC Masterpiece sauces are dumpster quality.

 

*rimshot*

 

Inaccurate and savage respectively.

But I like ex-wife jokes so you get a like.

 

As a pittsburger, I take condiments very seriously. Heinz 4 lyfe.

If someone offered me hunts "catsup" I would slap it out of their hands. Garbage.

 

I always looked at Hunts as the sad alternative when Heinz is sold out.

 

because it is?

 

I went to college like 20 minutes from the Red Gold factory for a couple of years.

But ketchup is terrible so it can fuck off.

 

All ketchup is sad, let's be real.

 

hey, Laura



glad you made it out

 

The only condiment I actively dislike is mustard, never liked it and I probably never will.

 

wow fam. I like you but I can't get behind this at all

 

I buy ketchup in bulk from Costco because we use so much.

 

I suddenly started liking it just a year ago

 

Sorry bruh, I just never liked the taste or smell of it. I'm not like Rake Yohn about it though.

 

+1 for that reference

 

Gulden makes the best mustard.

 

Because it smells delicious

Ah the bad opinion.

candles are great

 

This moment should be like an established standard for truly hating something, one of the most extreme reactions to something possible.

 

Welp. There goes that.

Mustard is THE BEST.

Mustard
Ranch
BBQ
...
...
...
Ketchup
Mayo

 

@lish has the right idea.

 

I'm not a huge ranch fan either, don't mind it as a dip but keep that shit away from my salads.

 

On what? Do you eat a lot of fries and burgers and hotdogs

 

I don't know how to tell you this, but you have an acute case of wrongness. Good news is, you and @ChaseTx can start a support group for each other.

 

Hey @angrycandy!

Also, mustard is the best condiment by far. It's like peanut butter in that I'll try it with anything.