A1 Anonymous • Page 45

Is it really that weird, Chase?

 

I have tempered success on dating apps, meaning I have no trouble striking up conversations but it never goes anywhere

 

I wonder what his florist thinks of him.

 

Yep so weird.

 

better than me

 

I feel like something you at least pay a few bucks for like match.com can produce better results. Tinder is just a clusterfuck.

 

I thought most people just used that app to hook up with strangers now anyway

 

You should use your fb people pic. I'd message you

 

Easier said than done

 

Started using this one, cuz kids.

 

I like OKC, most of my "success" has been on there

 

I said hooky lol


but yeah I thought it devolved to just people sport fucking.

POF is the saddest ever

 

The trick is to convince the other person you're not lonely and desperate. I normally open with "Hey, my name's Jacob, but my friends call me Mr. Sociable because of how popular and not lonely I am. I'd say on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being super lonely and 1 being not lonely at all I'm like a 2, maybe even a 1 at parties."

 

mmmhmmm

 

Idk about everyone else but I'm wet now

 

I just tell em how much Im packin underneath

 

Subliminal diss @dhayes

 

that motherfucker

 

Underneath what? Do you have a weapons cache in your basement?

 

Super cool man cave

 

It's his dick, Henry

 

you mean your giant :insert word you got warned for:

 

Hahahaha

 

you guys are seriously the best