A1 Anonymous • Page 44

idk man it was pretty harsh. even for the internet.

kidding idek what post he was talking about lol

 

deleted my post bc dhayes handled that better. too hungover for this kinda stuff. don't want to offend people I love in any way

 

basically me and angrycandy are piece of shit monsters. nothing new to see here. carry on.

 

it's 7am and I haven't slept. about that time where I start making jokes that only I could think are funny.

 

I rewatched the episode of Rick and Morty that your avatar comes from last night. That shit at the end crushes my soul every time.

I would probably find your jokes funny since you enjoy great stuff like R&M and Eric Andre.

 

If anyone here hasn't seen Rick and Morty you need to get your shit together

 

Right @BirdPerson

 

one of my favorite scenes. Morty having to bury his own body was pretty messed up too but at least there was some humor to that.

 

have to write a 500 word paper about myself today. I have been at it for a bit and it's hard af to talk about myself. 490 words to go! whew

 

what episode/season was that? I'll rewatch it today

 

2.03

Really you can't go wrong with watching the first 4 episodes of season 2

 

anyways speaking of jokes (kinda i guess), I matched with this girl on tinder last night and she messaged me telling me to "please read her bio", which eloquently explained in all caps how she just needed someone to buy her and her friends alcohol for her party. I told her to "please read my bio" which I had in equally eloquent terms, changed to "no".

 

I fucking love when I have nothing to do but watch football on sundays. Well i have something to do til 1:30 ish. Then allll football baby.

 

life is weird

 

Tinder terrifies me I'm probably just going to be alone forever.

I've had kids pull the "hey mister can you buy us beer" before and I felt bad turning them down because my group of friends used to do the same shit.

 

Morning fam

 

so glad I am in a committed relationship and don't have to worry about things like Tinder. it's fucking rough out there. I don't miss it

 

Amen brother. Took me 4 years of lonely misery but finally met the gal I always wanted. Well worth the wait. Be patient out there fellas.

 

I haven't really used it too well. it's more casual in college so I might give it an actual try again then, but idk. I had a girl tell me to go fuck my dog once. scary stuff man.

 

I think I've received a whopping 2 messages across all dating apps. Good stuff.

 

My co-worker has been dating a guy she met on tinder the past few months. Hes nice. But like, kinda psycho nice. Like sends her flowers 3 times a week nice.

 

No one has done this to me, weird

 

I felt like my ex expected shit like that.

 

I've had pretty shit luck on dating apps, but that's because no one wants to choose to date a super fat person. Considering giving it another shot once I get my brain sorted out since I've lost a lot.

 

I just feel like there is some raw insecurity present when you do stuff all the time like that.