A1 Anonymous • Page 188

Fuck chainsaws in haunted houses, man.

 

What's this FB adding business?

 

It's a thing people tend to do once in a while

 

Bokay! I always like it when people add me, more people to read my hot takes on pop culture.

 

I don't know how my sister hasn't blocked me for harassment on snapchat yet. She is talking about not knowing why her wrist hurts so bad..

 

:P

 

Sanch just dropped the hammer

 

I approve

 

HOW

 

yes!

 

Dance puppets dancccxeeee

 

Someone give me a plot, characters, location, and outline for my novel thx

This is hard.

 

Sanch breakin into the A1 factory to steal the secret formula

 

He doesnt succeed

 

Not even close

 

Shit. Guess I know what I'm writing about next month.

 

Chase - The local Texas man who can ride a horse and shoot a bottle off of a railing 200 meters away with his eyes shut and no gun.

Sheldon - The local Texas man who loves Rocket League and ramping over swimming pools in bulldozers.


One day Chase has a horse who needs to get over the pool and Sheldon helps by putting the horse inside the bulldozer. But, wait, horses can't drive bulldozers! So it just sits there and there is no resolution. THE END.

 

location Long Island
Characters: Jay Gatsby, Nick Carraway, Daisy Buchanan, Tom Buchanan
plot: Jay Gatsby throws these elaborate parties and never shows up, no one knows why but eventually his secret is discovered

 

Does Sheldon have a computer or ps4 for rocket league tho

 

He runs Rocket League off of the smug farts of Ben Roethlisberger. Man, I hate that cocky butthole. I hate how he went to my college.

 

Cross play compatible?

 

Yes, but only with Tom DeLonge tears.

 

Fuq I hate technology