A1 Anonymous • Page 186

A banana in his ass for punishment seems pretty severe.

 

Ded

 

Hai gais

 

The little bit Mr. Zodiac has saved for later there is a nice touch.

 

Laura, if you see this, I added you on Facebook.

 

Waow

 

A conversation on OkCupid a few minutes ago:

• her: hey I'm katie
• Today - 4:14pm
  ME: hey how's it going?
• her: are you single just wondering
• Today - 4:31pm
  her: you there
• her: are you single just wondering
• Today - 4:59pm
  her: you there
• her: hello
• her: you there
• Today - 5:41pm
  ME: hey, yeah, I'm here, I just haven't checked back. yes, I am single haha
• her: can i be your girlfriend please

 

I'll be your bud too. let's make it happen. every one post your fb and I will add you

 

欢迎使用 Facebook - 登录、注册或详细了解

 

Prepare to be disappointed by how little I post on there!

 

my last status was in 2012 and I removed all tagged photos lol

 

My last status is when I was angry and I'm still angry

 

I am getting Popeyes

 

I'm a huge Duke basketball fan and it's hard to not hate our player Grayson Allen. He's a jerk tho so it's kinda fitting.

 

Looks like Doug too tho.

 

Mines on my chorus profile yo

 

Guys. Beyonce's stage is so huge.

 

Tell her I say hey.

 

you are added, jers. you too, Chaz

 

funny story about the beyonce tour that my lyft drive in philly told me the other night. so he's taking this mom and her ~16 y/o daughter to the show, it was at lincoln financial field. it was raining that night, but not like pouring, just a drizzle. they get to the stadium, and the mom says "is there........no roof?", lyft driver was like, "uhhh this is where the eagles play". then i guess without hesitation she asks him to bring them home, and the daughter didn't complain or anything. shit i'd be so pissed at my mom haha.

 

Yo we got da same snoopy xmas shirt brah

 

who did i just accept on facebook? haha

 

*Shaggy voice* wasn't me

 

ME