A1 Anonymous • Page 184

I really didn't mean to drink tonight, oops.

 

samesies

 

I'm at this White Castle with a lot of bunch of people who look like me and a lot of us is in formal attire cause we came from a wedding and we're also being very obnoxious and I think this old white dude sitting by us might kill us.

 

@Laura is good at not drinking much but also good at ensuring that I end up drinking a lot

 

Also I feel like I'm dying

Not from the drinking but from the lack of nicotine

40 hours

 

I was at this honky tonk (it kills me to not just type bar, but I'm in Nashville and they're very serious about this) and I swear @Fucking Dustin was in front of me drinking Yeungling and belting cover songs with the rest of us.

 

I would really like football in London more if the Jags weren't playing every time and then also last year if the Bills hadn't lost to them and I was up at 6:30 for nothing. Nothing I tell you!

 

I changed my name to Rudolph on Facebook. I can't change it back to Jacob for 60 days. looool. Call me Rudolph just don't call me rude ;)

 

Wtf is this waking up at 6:30 bullshit? Let's all have a Skype Catalina Wine Mixer sometime...only with beer and whiskey.

 

Mmmmmmmmmm morning football

 

Tottenham rn

 

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About to head back home and blow up Snapchat again because driving is boring.

 

If it's any comfort I woke up feeling terrible despite not drinking much. And I didn't even have the benefit of being drunk first!

 

It is very comforting knowing you are in pain

Kidding hope you feel better and hope your friend is not completely dead from the obliteration

 

I'm seeing Beyoncé tonight.

 

Ready to get destroyed in fantasy football today

 

Uggfhhhhhhhhh I'm sore.

Fucking heels. They looked awesome, but I've got unending Charley horses. It's tough to drive like that. /whine

 

Luke Cage is phenomenal.

 

Andrew Luck is a piece of shit

 

My GF surprised me with a trip to Branson, Ned Flander's Las Vegas.

 

what's that?

 

A city in Missouri that is home to Silver Dollar City, a theme park

That's all I know

 

Speaking of which we're at Six Flags, Fright Fest y'all

 

ah okay, never been.