A1 Anonymous • Page 167

You're going to turn into Antman.

I should go watch that movie sometime

 

youll have ants in your poo

 

those poor ants you swallowed are about to go on a wild ride

 

I'm never getting to work today

 

I have always wanted to be in Paul Rudd I mean be Paul Rudd

 

I need to go get a curling iron and do my hair and stuff so it's ready for tomorrow but I honestly just can't bring myself to put on shoes.

I think I have to bribe myself with Starbucks again.

Me too, buddy. Except the other way around? Either way, Paul Rudd is on the list

 

This scene is a goldmine

 

15 minutes

 

We're at recess. It's going very well for me I think.

 

Have fun on the jungle gym

Seriously though good luck

 

This is good news!

 

Currently acquiring more *$

 

And probably more problems

Won't stop until I get my name on a blimp

 

Yeah... I'm making it harder to pay my bills by spending all my money on Starbucks :p

 

I DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING OTHER THAN COFFEE AT KROGER TODAY \o/

 

I wanna tell some people on facebook i'm sick of their freakin baby.

 

I want to say this to someone about their girlfriend. I'm fucking sick of seeing her. It's like, great, you did well for yourself.

 

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's even worse.

 

right after I posted that, I check facebook and of course, the first thing I see is her walking through sunflowers with a god damn mwY quote above it.

 

Hahahaha fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk so lame

 

SORRY

 

FUck dustin

 

I posted a Trump rant on FB today. I made it all the way until 6 weeks out from the election. Proud of myself.

And that's all I have to say about that.

 

So many of my friends have multiple children, and though many of them like to post cute conversations they had with their kids, others still talk about the horrible poop accident that happened or screaming child(ren) and other things none of us want to know about.