A1 Anonymous • Page 158

i know :(

 

I'll never forget

 

I'm just gonna talk like Marc Maron all the time now

I just ate a fuckin pork chop what the fuckers tell me about your childhood

 

Damn mine wasn't nearly that much when I got it. But I knew it was expensive, that's why I said getting it as a gift would probably be the best route.

 

hey Time Warner Cable it's me Marc Maron your customer service sucks, also I need cigarettes

 

I'm making this fucking call from my studio in my garage

Have I ever mentioned that

Have I ever mentioned my studio is in my garage

 

Fucking AJ Green goddamnit. I would be playing him this week.

I'm 3-0 going up against the only other undefeated team this week.

I still have a strong team and will put up a high score, but if AJ keeps this up, he will finish w/ 30-40 points easy. I needed Marvin Jones to go for 39 this week instead of last. Argh.

 

Cincinnati chili is disgusting

Fuck the motherfucking pieces of fuck all fucking day. Fuck.

shportsh stuff

 

Today we are both Marc Maron

 

If that's how he talks, I'm into it.

I just fucking love saying the word "fuck". And any other swears, honestly.

 

Lock the gates!!!

 

*guitar riff*

 

*fades into sandstorm*

*marc's head explodes*

 

i'm so tired.


hello all.

 

hi so tired i'm dad

 

You know what?

Politics man. The fucking conservative media man. You know? I used to do political radio man.

 

no, my name is so tired, not so tired i'm dad.

what's your name btw?

 

Hi so tired i'm dad im gonna tell you my name now

 

dad

derek

 

don't call me "so tired i'm dad im gonna tell you my name now"

 

hi dad derek

 

Sorry dad derek

 

what have I done

 

Are you tired dhayes

 

no he's dad derek