A1 Anonymous • Page 153

make America great again

 

before Obama created ISIS, everyone knew how to spell bologna. look at us now.

 

Vanilla Isis

 

My bologna has a first name it's America

 

I have a Sam's membership, maybe it was a bad purchase because I never go anymore and they don't have any of this cool stuff I hear about from Costco.

Then again in Texas Costco (or any other grocery store) can't sell liquor

 

It's all area dependent

I think in Denton area Sam's is better to have and I know in my area Costco is better to have but yeah I dunno

I don't ever go either

 

My parents used to have a membership at Sam's. I've been trying to talk my dad into getting a Costco membership instead, since they built one here a year or so ago. I would much rather have access to Costco than Sam's, tbh.

 

Guy at work: "Do you watch Gotham?"
Me: "If I wanted to watch a trainwreck, I'd watch the news."

TOPICAL HUMOR

 

TROPICAL HUMOR

 

They're apparently having a birthday party for the VP of the company during lunch and I'm trying to do everything I can to avoid attending this and go out to eat instead

 

I take my "like" back

 

I felt terrible googling that.

 

Too soon

 

Man, Henry brings the lulz

 

Oh cool, it's the kind of day where all I want is a hug and a bunch of alcohol, and I haven't even clocked in yet.

Real life fucking sucks sometimes. It's really sad when I'm looking forward to a job I dislike to take my mind off the stuff happening outside of work. >.>

But puppies and shit. A1 sucks. bleh bleh bleh

 

My plan to avoid this has failed and I am now miserable because I have to wait longer to eat which is sending withdrawal completely out of control and I want to kill everyone

 

Back to the funnies.

 

Bad day to be Dustin

 

You usually eat cigarettes????

 

I just walked out of my class mid-way, couldn't take it anymore, so now I am just in a computer lab killing the next 2 hours.

 

I had DQ for lunch now I am having an infarction

 

I'm tempted to just drink protein shakes today because I honestly just want to emotionally eat everything in my fridge and that would probably kill me.

 

Ugh I remember those days. I don't envy you, man.

 

"You know this is a Sonic office"

 

Don't eat that again!