A1 Anonymous • Page 142

Nicest person on this website is Movie Poop Shoop or whichever the third word was.

 

Okay, if you have a problem with me, please let me know.

 

actually, this thread is full of nothing but good people, except me and Ken.

 

I'm a piece of shit

 

It ain't hard to fuckin tell

 

I'm cool until I want to stab you.

*stab*

 

You guys, my brain never stops with Simpsons quotes.

"I don't get mad. I get stabby."

 

there are so many perfectly cromulent Simpsons quotes

 

That's the new tag line for my never-to-be-written memoir.

 

I thought I was getting stood up for another couch date but she was just at work late and is coming over now yay

 

Cuddle hype

 

Time 2 get cuddly

 

I couldn't be higher than I am rn AMA

 

Let's talk about Rampart

edit: did anyone actually see that movie?

 

100

 

Give me 30 minutes and we can have a joint ama pun intended

 

That the Woody Harrelson movie

 

I'm not supposed to be the one asking the questions here people



amateur hour

 

Why do i still have an hour left on my shift? Riddle me that.

 

the most awkward ama was the Jose Canseco one where everyone called him an asshole
I am Jose Canseco, famed steroid user and former MLB player. Ask me anything. • /r/IAmA

 

because time is an illusion that haunts us all



and because the last hour of work always goes by the slowest


something about wanting to get the fuck outta there

 

Legit. I'll take it.

I just pulled a virus removal, so that'll take up the last hour pretty well. Meh.

 

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