A1 Anonymous • Page 138

I did it for Brand New/Modest Mouse too and you saw how well that worked out

 

Wut about lucha

 

Most of my job is waiting on emails. I'm at the point where I just want to send an email saying, "WELL?"

 

I really have to pewp and I don't want to use a public bathroom.

 

Just brace yourself get ready to go, flush, and when you flush. LET IT ALL OUT.



That's what I do anyways in public....

 

I'm just gonna hold it for 10 hours.

 

yeah that's me a lot too. i'll wake up, write all my emails, then sit on here waiting for responses.

 

yep. That's the right usage. knife emoji all over the place.

 

Just revamped my entire resume. Probably should've done that before applying to jobs today.

 

Good idea to vamp your resume, Halloween is coming up

 

Skills: sucking blood

 

Sigh

 

This weekend I do not have to go anywhere (except work on Friday).

Therefore I am making this weekend a smoke free weekend since I will be able to distract myself plenty for once and won't have to drive.

Hopefully this works because I'm ready to see my paychecks be worth more.

 

If you smoke I'll telepathically convey that I'm not mad just disappointed

 

He needs to print a picture of your avatar and tape it to his wallet so every time he goes to buy a pack of smokes he sees you and Britney judging him.

 

The main reason I think this will be successful is I'm about to completely combust today and die and I can't smoke if I'm dead

 

help I don't want to work today (or ever)

 

I need to go into my office today because I agreed to go in 3x a week and telecommute the other 2 days...but I don't want to.

 

I have to work a 6 day week this week, it's not even half over and I'm exhausted.

 

Work sucks


I know

But then again I'd be bored if I didn't do anything

 

Laura's avatar is making me think maybe I could find three kids and a trench coat to take my place

 

I'm working a four day week but not in a good way this time. Court Friday.