A1 Anonymous • Page 1200

I'll just stop printing the poster of my face with lord of the rings quotes over it like Mr Robot then

 

Is that Whataburger ketchup I see?

 

I think its your standard heinz bud lol

 

He means the big plastic one, obv

 

Thanks Chase

 

Oh idk haha ive never eaten there and this isnt my house

 

They look like BK sauces tho

 

Salute to the realest!

 

@Dirty Sanchez did you get disc jam?

 

I watched some dude steal some gum at Walgreens. A very minor injustice but I wanted to say something. It was super smooth, dude probably does it all the time. This was 15 minutes ago and I'm still dwelling on it.

 

I was with a friend Christmas shopping and he literally stole something from every store we went to (about 5). He's already been caught stealing...wait for it...legos. Sooo not worth. He would steal like 5 bottles of alch each weekend for our parties in high school and I guess he got a knack for it, so I guess I'm complicit lol.

 

Ill DL it soon. Just got home. It good?

 

I'm still thinking about that shit haha. It's not the gum, it's the fact that I didn't call him on it. I wish I had an extra 15 pounds on me - one look from him and I would be asleep on the floor.

 

haha ya I think it's safest to just let those things go. Never know what people will do, especially if they're embarrassed.

 

Legos were expensive when we were young and now Legos are completely out of hand.

medium sized sets are like 150 n shit

 

Ya I was actually shocked to see how expensive they are now. It was great though cuz he had to take this 2 hour class with other people and they all laughed when he told them what he got caught stealing. Dude has a whole bin of legos that he plays with on the regular though, they are pretty fun.

 

Lego is a rich man's hobby

I like to pretend I'm rich

 

I play with legos made of Gold and secretly think you all are peasants. Now it's not a secret I guess.

 

Just downloaded it gonna give it a try

 

Beardless feels weird.

 

Gets on one knee, "will you play legos with me for life?"

 

How will we know if you don't show us?

 

When I worked retail we'd catch people stealing shit all the time. The big one I remember was is catching a kid stealing Yu-Gi-Oh cards in the bathroom. We caught him took him in the office with his gf and called the cops. His gf mom showed up and her and the cop have him a good talking to lol. Good times.

 

wat im beardless on Facebook. Same thing

 

I hope people still exist on here that think you don't have a name or know what you look like that was fun